"Problems With His Prostate" joke

Charlie is sitting in the doctor's waiting room, when George, a causal acquaintance, walks in and sits next to him.
"W w what are yy you dd doing hh here?" George asks.
"I'm waiting to see the doctor," replies Charlie.
"Ww what's the mmm matter? Ww why dd do yyy you ww want to sss see him? George inquires.
"Well, I have a prostate problem," Charlie says.
"A pp prostate ppp problem, ww what's th th that?" asks George.
"If you must know, I pee like you talk!" explains Charlie.

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Person 2: Who's there?
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Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
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Bob Boyle:Probably pretty accurate!
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