"Practical Exam" joke

In A Medical College Practical Exam, During Viva, The Doctor Asked Santa:' Can You Give An Example Of An Amphibion?'
Santa Singh Replied:' A Frog'
Doctor:' Very Good. Can Give Another Example?' Asked The Doctor.
'Another Frog!' Answered Santa Singh.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...

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... is 12 inches.

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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...

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