"Paycheck" joke

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick ?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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