"Pakistanis" joke
Q. How do u stop an Pakistani tank??. ...
A. Shoot the men who r pushing it!
Q. How do u disable pakistani missiles?
A. Cut the rubber band
Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren`t met!
The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.