"Old guys at the whorehouse" joke
Two old guys want to have sex, so they go to the local whore house.
The head whore doesn't want to give them her two best girls so they give them blow-up dolls.
The old men go at it and when they are done they talk.
The first one says, "I think mine was dead because i tried everything and nothing worked to get her off."
The second one said, " OH no, I think mine was a witch because I bit her nipple, she farted and then flew away."
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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