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Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "This doesn't look good, Fanny."

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I more...

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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, more...

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YANDA:the grace of god is not in accordance to our standards & also his judgement the methodists & presbyterians believe that you dont have to be better to go to heaven you just have to believe in god & repent your sinns will be forgiven no one is perfect.this joke is not funny
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YANDA:the grace of god is not in accordance to our standards & also his judgement the methodists & presbyterians believe that you dont have to be better to go to heaven you just have to believe in god & repent your sinns will be forgiven no one is perfect.this joke is not funny
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julie:Baptists believe in 'eternal security'. They don't believe you can lose your salvation, so this joke isn't funny b/c it doesn't follow the religious guidelines to make it funny. I'm an atheist, but was raised Baptist.
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