"Number of The Beast" joke

OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know about...

660 Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast

666. 0000 Number of the High Precision Beast

0. 666 Number of the Millibeast

/ 666 Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2) Imaginary number of the Beast

6. 66 e3 Floating point Beast

1010011010 Binary of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number again? Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666 Area code of the Beast

00666 Zip code of the Beast

666mph The speed limit of the Beast

$665. 95 Retail price of the Beast

$699. 25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769. 95 Price of the Beast with all accessories

$656. 66 Walmart price of the Beast

$646. 66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 Way of the Beast

666 F Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6. 66 % 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

$666/hr Beast's lawyer's billing rate

Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6. 66 Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 CPU of the Beast

666i BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

1232 Octal, Apt. 29A Beast's hexed address

668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast

333 The semi-Christ

665. 9997856 The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!


One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...


Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.
So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that", replied the more...


What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.


Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.

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