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    OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know about...

    660 Approximate number of the Beast

    DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast

    666. 0000 Number of the High Precision Beast

    0. 666 Number of the Millibeast

    / 666 Beast Common Denominator

    (-666) ^ (1/2) Imaginary number of the Beast

    6. 66 e3 Floating point Beast

    1010011010 Binary of the Beast

    6, uh... what was that number again? Number of the Blonde Beast

    1-666 Area code of the Beast

    00666 Zip code of the Beast

    666mph The speed limit of the Beast

    $665. 95 Retail price of the Beast

    $699. 25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

    $769. 95 Price of the Beast with all accessories

    $656. 66 Walmart price of the Beast

    $646. 66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

    Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast

    Route 666 Way more...

    PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRIST
    Conversion to ASCII values:
    MS-DOS 6. 21
    77 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666
    WINDOWS95
    87 73 78 68 79 87 83 57 53 1 = 666
    SYSTEM 7. 0
    83 89 83 84 69 77 32 55 46 48 = 666
    Coincidence? I think not!
    The real name of the Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:
    B 66
    I 73
    L 76
    L 76
    G 71
    A 65
    T 84
    E 69
    S 83
    3
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    666!!!!

    The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know that: 660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666. 0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast0. 666 - Number of the Millibeast/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator666 ^ (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast1010011010 - Binary of the Beast6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast1-666 - Area code of the Beast00666 - Zip code of the Beast1-900-666-0666: - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6. 66/minute. Over 18 only please.$665. 95 - Retail price of the Beast$699. 25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax$769. 95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul$656. 66 - Walmart price of the Beast$646. 66 - Next week's Walmart price of the BeastPhillips 666 - Gasoline of the BeastRoute 666 - Way of the Beast666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast666k - Retirement plan of the Beast666 mg - Recommended Minimum more...

    (The numbers are obtained by translating each character (letter, number, space, etc.) into its corresponding ASCII value.)
    It looks like well-known OS's fall into the same category:
    M S - D O S 6. 2 1
    77 + 83 + 45 + 68 + 79 + 83 + 32 + 54 + 46 + 50 + 49 = 666
    W I N D O W S 9 5
    87 + 73 + 78 + 68 + 79 + 87 + 83 + 57 + 53 + 1 = 666
    S Y S T E M 7. 0
    83 + 89 + 83 + 84 + 69 + 77 + 32 + 55 + 46 + 48 = 666
    Coincidence? I think not! The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd).
    By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:
    B I L L G A T E S (III)
    66 + 73 + 76 + 76 + 71 + 65 + 84 + 69 + 83 + 3 = 666 (!!!)
    Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?"
    Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement? You decide!

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