"Never tell a lie unless it is" joke
Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
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10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".
6. Family coming to more...
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