"Nan please" joke

by andy

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

A man phoned his boss "I need a day off today, something is wrong with my eyes". "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "Don't know, but I can't see myself coming into work today".

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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