"Maori swear words" joke
Maori and samoan words have rather derogatory meanings when pronounced to our sri lankan ears.
Fakapapa - A person who fucks his dad
Pukehora - A thief inside the ass
Pukaki - Miss ass
Pukakava - Ate the ass
Pukakaapi - Eat my ass
Pukehori - scabies in the ass
pukakanava-Eating the ass
Aoteoroa -?
fakalofa-he who fucks a loaf of bread
fakatiti - fuck breasts
fakananu - fuck nanu
horikaka - eating hori
horikava - ate hori
horikanava - eating hori
horipapa - dad with hori
pukeamaru -pain in the ass
pukepapa - dad in the ass
pukemiri -?
pukekari - he who's got kari in ass
karipapa - dad with kari
fakaamaru - fuck pain
fakamaru - good fuck
pukekiri - milk in the ass
fakakiri - he who fucks milk
kiripanuvata - threadworms
kirimora - milk shark
kiriharaka - cow
papamaruva - he who killed his dad
hikipapa - dad with hiccups
kiriamaru -milk with pain
kiriharuva - milk basin
fakaharaka - he who fucks a cow
fakanaava - he who fucks bathing
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