"Little Johnny's Peanut" joke
Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny's house, and says,' 'Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!''
Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks,' 'What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?''
' 'No silly, it's salty!''
[Editor's note: Please don't sue me.]
The three words most hated by men during sex:' 'Are you done?'' The three words women hate to hear when having sex...''Honey, I'm home!''
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