"Knock Knock" joke

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar!

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

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When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.

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There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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