"Knock Knock - Toucan" joke

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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cutie:Do more than nock nock jokes
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Ultimate Roaster:Your hairline... Just stop
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nikole:I found it hard to find any toucan jokes and then after ages of searching this made my day :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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