"It's a business" joke
A stuttering man finally decides to go to the doctor to see if his speech
impediment can be cured. The doctor thoroughly examines the man and finally
asks him to drop his pants.
Out comes this gigantic dick and the doctor pronounces the root of the problem
to be strain on the vocal chords from the effects of gravity being transmitted
up to the neck area.
The patient then asks, "wh-wh-at c-c-ca-an b-b-e d-d-done ab-b-bout- t-t i-i-
t?" to which the doctor replies, "modern surgery can work miracles. We can
replace your dick with one of normal size and the stuttering will disappear
right after the operation."
The patient eagerly agrees to the surgery, and as promised his stuttering
disappears.
About 3 months later the man returns to the doctor and complains, "doctor, I
am grateful to you for having cured me, but my wife really misses a big dick,
and rather than lose her I've decided to get my old dick back and live with
stuttering for the rest of my life." The doctor then looks straight at the man
and replies, "d-d- de-deal's a d-d-deal."
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