"Indian on a plane!" joke
There was a Scottish man, an English man and an Indian man all on a plane. The pilot said, on my count press the red parachute button. So the Scottish man survived as he pressed the button,then the English man survived as he also pressed the red button. Finally the Indian man died as his red button was on his forehead!! ITS NOT WORKING he yelled as he fell to the ground!
The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.