"India celebrates planting its flag on the moon" joke
India planted its flag on the moon as part of its first lunar mission. India plans to follow up this mission by landing a rover on the moon in 2011 and, eventually, with a string of lunar convenience stores.
The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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