"I'll try being nicer" joke

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

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why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
Because any mexican who can already run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

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