"I'll Screw Anybody (adult)" joke

A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone.
He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?"
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody at any time, any where... your place or my place, it doesn't matter to me."
The guy raises his eyebrows and says, "Really? What law firm do you work for?"

"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.


Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.


Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors


A building contractor, working on a job that would take several months, was being paid weekly. Looking at the check he had just received, he approached the owner of the property.
"Excuse me, but this check is two hundred and fifty dollars less than we had agreed more...


to: ALL staff
from: Office of Superintendant
re: "Teacher In Service Training" schedule (TITS)
In accordance with recent changes in the State Education Law, our district is now required to supply bigger and better TITS for each employee.
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