"Chuck Norris gargle" joke

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Chuck Norris can actually un-scramble an egg.

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Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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It takes balls to be a transvestite.

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