"If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just ..." joke

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

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Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete

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