"If you have $5 and chuck norris has $5 chuck norri..." joke
If you have $5 and chuck norris has $5 chuck norris has more money than you
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...