"If I had five coconuts and I gave " joke

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left? I don't know. Why not? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A Shopworker feels horny and decides to have a wank there and then. Frapping away he hears the owner approaching, he panics and shoves his cock in the till.
"You look happy!" says the owner.
"Yeah," replies the worker, "I've just come into some more...

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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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