"I took an IQ test" joke

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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Sweden’s Pirate Party won a seat in the European Parliament after winning 7% of the vote. Their first order of business: improve ties with Somalia.

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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