"I don't blame Congress" joke

I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...

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Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

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All the so-called "secrets of success" will not work unless you do.

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