"Greek tailor." joke
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-dees) MAN: "Eumenedes??" (You-men-e-dees)
(Say it quickly, it works!)
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
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