"Greek tailor." joke

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-dees) MAN: "Eumenedes??" (You-men-e-dees)
(Say it quickly, it works!)

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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