"Goodell Meets with Roethlisberger" joke

Roger Goodell and Ben Roethlisberger recently met for several hours in New York. Goodell is one of the few people still willing to be in a private room with Roethlisberger.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada.
Upon dropping off the hunters, the pilot tells them, "Remember only one
moose, because the plane wouldn't be able to take off with more weight
than that." The hunters go off. A week more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Dawn:this is SO stupid that it cracked me up!
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