"Get out of my Segway" joke
Segway Inc. is recalling all 23,500 of the self-balancing scooters it has shipped to date because of a recently discovered software glitch and not because of it's widley known, original glitch....
Turning regular human beings into giant douche bags.
The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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