"Election Night Coverage" joke

While the minority of citizens who actually voted tuesday may have turned to CNN, FOX and the regular networks for election night coverage, empty headed mall rats that night were glued to the V Channel(Vacuous Lifestyle Channel) for wall to wall coverage of the Brittany Spears Divorce. V Channel conducted their own exit polls at parking lots of suburban malls across America. By a 10-1 margin, young mall rats said the divorce filings would not effect their decision to not vote, not register to vote and remain as ignorant of current affairs as possible.

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