"Easiest Surgeries" joke
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says,' I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, Everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago, responds,' Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them, is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says,' No, I really think librarians Are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:' You know, I like Construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he Observed:' You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the Head and the butt are interchangeable.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. more...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?