"Dumb blonde in a bar" joke
A blonde chick walks into a bar, sits down and starts watching the TV. There's a guy on the news thats going to jump off a building, so the guy sitting beside her says "10 bucks says he jumps."
The blonde replied, "Sure, I'll take that bet."
The guy on the news jumps, so she pays the guy sitting beside her his 10 dollars.
He laughs and says, "Hey, I feel too bad taking advantage of you. I saw it on the 5:00 news."
She replies "It's OK I saw it on the 5:00 news too, but I just didn't think he'd do it again."
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...