"Dishonest one and his beard" joke
by Alexander
Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!
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Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!
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