Liar Jokes

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    Cinderella, Superman and Pinocchio die and go to heaven. On their way they talk:
    Cinderella: "I want to be remembered as the most beautiful girl in the world"
    Superman: "I want to be remembered as the strongest person in the world"
    Pinocchio: "I want to be remembered as the greatest liar in the world"
    It's Cinderella's turn. She goes into the room and comes out smiling, saying "It's done. I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!"
    Then goes Superman. He goes into the room and comes out happy, saying "It's done. I'm the strongest person in the world!"
    Last comes out Pinocchio, angrily he says: "Damn! who's this Clinton guy?!?!"

    Who's Cheating?
    "That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a
    sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar.
    "How do you know?" the friend asked.
    "She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where
    she'd been, she said she had spent the night with her
    sister, Shirley."
    "So?"
    "So she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister, Shirley."

    ZIPPERGATE IN MOVIE TITLES PG 13
    Subject: Executive Decision, True Lies, Beauty and the Beast,. ...

    **Disclaimer: The following story, though based on a true story contains altered or questionable facts and statements. Names and places have been changed to protect the innocent, if in fact there are any. **

    This is The Never Ending Story of a 9 To 5, Working Girl, and The American President. The latter of whom offered the former an Indecent Proposal. It seems this Top Gun was Addicted To Love, to Youngblood. He had a Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, for this Pretty Woman, this Babe. He liked to Kiss The Girls, and liked Boys On The Side.... but that's Oliver's Story.

    Casual Sex? No, she saw Career Opportunities, The Sure Thing. She had Great Expectations.

    It was to be a Close Encounter Of The Third Kind, a Mission Impossible. We're talking Risky Business, Dangerous Ground. Till now she'd played The Saint, but this would be Unforgiven, more...

    Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
    So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!

    A politician was running for re-election and was talking at a campaign stop to his constituents.
    "My opponent has called me a liar. Rest assured, I have never lied to you. The only problem I have is that the facts don't always match up with what I believe."

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