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    ADS FROM WOMEN - What they really mean
    40-ish... 48 Adventurer... Has had more partners than you ever will Athletic... Flat-chested Average looking... Ugly Beautiful... Pathological liar Contagious Smile... Bring your penicillin Educated... College dropout Emotionally Secure... Medicated Feminist... Fat; ball buster Free spirit... Substance user Friendship first... Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun... Annoying Gentle... Comatose Good Listener... Borderline Autistic New-Age... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned... Lights out, missionary position only Open-minded... Desperate Outgoing... Loud Passionate... Loud Poet... Depressive Schzophrenic Professional... Real Witch Redhead... Shops the Clairol section Reubenesque... Grossly Fat Romantic... Looks better by candle light Voluptuous... Very Fat Weight proportional to height... Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate... One step away from stalking Widow... Nagged first husband to death Young at heart... Toothless crone
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    FIRST THE ADS FROM WOMEN
    40-ish... 48 Adventurer... Has had more partners than you ever will Athletic... Flat-chested Average looking... Ugly Beautiful... Pathological liar Contagious Smile... Bring your penicillin Educated... College dropout Emotionally Secure... Medicated Feminist... Fat; ball buster Free spirit... Substance user Friendship first... Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun... Annoying Gentle... Comatose Good Listener... Borderline Autistic New-Age... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned... Lights out, missionary position only Open-minded... Desperate Outgoing... Loud Passionate... Loud Poet... Depressive Schzophrenic Professional... Real Witch Redhead... Shops the Clairol section Reubenesque... Grossly Fat Romantic... Looks better by candle light Voluptuous... Very Fat Weight proportional to height... Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate... One step away from stalking Widow... Nagged first husband to death Young at heart... Toothless crone
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    Subject: Truth in Advertising

    List of Abbreviations in the WOMEN SEEKING MEN Classifieds
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    CODE WORD INTERPRETED AS:

    40-ish 48
    Adventurer Has had more partners than you ever will
    Affectionate Possessive
    Artist Unreliable
    Athletic Flat chested
    Average looking Ugly
    Beautiful Pathological liar
    Commitment-minded Pick out curtains, now!
    Communication important Just try to get a word in edgewise
    Contagious Smile Bring your penicillin
    Educated College dropout
    Emotionally Secure Medicated
    Employed Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home
    Enjoys art and opera Snob
    Enjoys Nature Bring your own granola
    Exotic Beauty Would frighten a Martian
    Feminist Fat; ball buster
    Financially Secure One paycheck from the street
    Free spirit Substance user
    Friendship first Trying to live down reputation as more...

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