"Cyclone Naming" joke
Q: Why are cyclones named after women?
A: Because they arrive all wet and wild and when they
leave they take your house and your car.
Q: Why are cyclones named after men?
A: Because they're noisy, make a huge mess, and if you
look into their eyes there's nothing there.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.
Or 'foreplay', as she calls it.
Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!
Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!
A very absent-minded professor entered a crowded bus, with no available seats. Suddenly a little girl raised from her seat and offered it to the professor. He was astonished and said to her:
- You are a very good girl, what's your name?
- My name is Eve, daddy...