"Comfortable" joke

A Tongan man hired a Samoan man to work at his cattle farm in Tonga. He needed a bull, so he sent the Samoan man to Samoa to buy a bull. Before he left the Tongan man gave the Samoan man $600 to buy the best bull that he can find. He bought a bull that cost him $599 which includes the shipping and handling costs to send it to Tonga. He went to wire a telegram to his boss in Tonga and realized he only had one dollar left. He asked the clerk how much to send a telegram. The clerk said that it costs a dollar per word. He told the clerk to write down "Comfortable". Get it?! "Come for the bull."

China, New Zealand, New England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says, "I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!" All more...

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There are three men a english falla,irish falla and a maori falla. there is a slide next to them, the genie says''ok when u slide down ths u can make a wish. So the english went first and said,''i wish for lots of Chocolate so he landed on a pile of chocolate and grabbed it and more...

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Three old ladies where walking through the park, when a guy jumped from behind a tree and flashed the old ladies. Two of the old ladies had a massive stroke. The third old lady was very very angry because she missed out, as he disappeared into the bush.

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this one is not worthy show
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debbielow ;):vedddi kooood. hehe
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ini:funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kairi:hahahahahar good one!
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