"College Courses for Women" joke
1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people.5...Nag Nag Nag - how to overcome your tendency to be a fish wife.6...An invitation to a party does not mean that you have to have a new outfit.7...Man Management - Discover how the garbage can wait until after the game.8...Personal Space - Leaving at least enough space in the bathroom cupboard for your partners toothbrush.9...Valuation - Just because it's not important to you.10..Communication Skills I - Tears as the last resort and not the first.11..Communication Skills II - How to think before speaking.12..What he really wants - Is buying the right razor blades so difficult.13..Driving a car safely - A skill you can also acquire.14..Real women drink their share at a party.15..Telephones - How to hang up.16..Parking - Beginners Course.17..Parking (Advanced) - Reversing into a parking space.18..The Natural Habitat of the Towel - Why they prefer the floor.19..Managing your weight - It's not water retention, it's fat.20..Learning to cook I - Bran in not food.21..Learning to cook II - Bringing back bacon and eggs.22..Compliments - How to accept them gracefully.23..PMS - Your problem, not his.
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