"CinderBlock" joke

There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Rose" the dad says "'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head."
The third daughter (a blonde) comes up and says "kjaglifvgjlfj" the dad says "SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

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