"CinderBlock" joke
There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Rose" the dad says "'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head."
The third daughter (a blonde) comes up and says "kjaglifvgjlfj" the dad says "SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.