"Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it c..." joke

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Q) How was the giraffe invented A) Chuck Norris uppercut a horse

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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

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