"Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with ..." joke

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith. To remedy this he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A year later the young man returned more...

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Myra Hindley and a young boy were walking over a moor when the lad stopped and said "spooky out here isnt it".The reply he got was "its ok for you lad! I'll have to walk back on my own"

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An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. ''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,'' he explained. ''How much is that one?'' he asked ''Well that one is a female brain more...

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.
And then Elijah commanded the people of God to more...

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