"Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with ..." joke

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...

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