"Cannibal heartburn" joke

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A cannibal says to a doctor, "I have terrible heartburn."

"What did you eat?"

"A couple of missionaries with hooded robes." "How did you cook them?"

"Boiled."

"No wonder you have heartburn. Those aren't boilers. They're friars!"

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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

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