"Breast awareness" joke

Finally, something other than smiley faces....
Perfect breasts
(o)(o)
Fake silicone breasts
( + )( + )
Perky breasts
(*)(*)
Big nipple breasts
(@)(@)
A cups
o o
D cups
{ O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts
(oYo)
Cold breasts
( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts
(o)(O)
Pierced Breasts
Q.(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)
Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )
Android Breasts
| o | | o |
Martha Stewart's Breasts
($)($)
OK Girls-now that you have had your laugh, remember breast cancer awareness - so have those boobs checked out and stay healthy...

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LINDA MCQUARFIE:lOVED THIS I HAVE A FRIEND GETTI G A DOUBLE MASCETOMY / AND SOME NEW BOOBS. SHE'LL GET A LAUGH WHEN I OFFER THESE AS HER CHOICES.
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