"Board Room Excuses" joke
Thanks to FaceBook I have a new excuse to offer the Board...."Yes Mr. Chariman I am aware that I was suppose to present the minutes of the Finance Committee..but my crops were rotting..."
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:
"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure:
* In Latin America, they didn't more...
Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.
there are 3 flee's and they jumped of a dog and went on to a girl so the 3 flee's got tierd and they was like were are you going to sleep flee 1 sain im going to sleep on the boob because it is soft and flee 2 said i am going to sleep in the arm pit because its warm and flee 3 more...
A man walks into the doctors office for his appointment... when the doctor comes to see him, he asks, "Whats the problem?" The man pulls down his pants and and shows the doc that he has an orange dick... Amazed at what he sees, the doctor runs a series of tests and the more...