"The flee that got beat up by a bald guy" joke
there are 3 flee's and they jumped of a dog and went on to a girl so the 3 flee's got tierd and they was like were are you going to sleep flee 1 sain im going to sleep on the boob because it is soft and flee 2 said i am going to sleep in the arm pit because its warm and flee 3 said i am going to sleep in the vagina because its alot of room so the woke up in the morning and asked each other how was there sleep flee 1 said i slept good because it was soft and flee 2 said i couldnt sleep because i was smelly in their and flee 3 said i didnt get any dam sleep because a white bald guy came in there and punched me and them he spit on me!
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...