"Bazooka Blow" joke

In a bid to resolve a sticky mess, a judge has decided that an Argentine company can continue making its own Bazooka gum even though its relationship with gum company that made the brand famous has long since soured.
After hearing the news, Bazooka CFO Joseph G. Epstein (aka "Bazooka Joe) was so unbelievably distraught he apparently comitted suicide.
Authorities claim the cause of death was an overdose of a lethal cocktail of pure heroin, "Pop Rocks" and tropical flavored "Razzles"

Bazooka Joe
Comic Icon, U.S. Senator, Eye-Patch Supermodel, Famous Nazi Hunter
1933-2006

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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