"Bar Scene" joke

Heard this from a D.J.:
A guy walks into a bar. He sees an attractive person of the opposite
gender and walks up to her. He said, "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
The gal stands up walks to the middle of the room and shouts, "WHAT
DO YOU THINK I AM, A PROSTITUTE?" She storms out of the bar, and the
guy, face completely red, orders a beer and sat in a dark corner. A
few minutes later, the girl returns and came up to the guy. She says,
"I'm sorry about that. I'm psychology major and I was just testing to
see your reaction to what I just said."
Then the guy stands up and walks to the middle of the bar and shouts, "FIFTY DOLLARS?" :-)

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...


Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.


Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.


1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is
recorded in your area.
4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
5. A trampoline company has to come to more...

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