"An Essay" joke

"I have read your essay about your house," scowled the professor, "and it's exact the same as your brother's from last year."
"Of course," says the student, "It's the same house."

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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