"Agnostic old guy with young girl" joke

The priest was in a confessional when he heard someone entering the other side. He slid back the screen, but the confessor was silent. The priest said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," said the penitent at last. "I'm a seventy-two year old man, and I'm dating a 21 year old with hige breasts!
"That is not a sin," the priest assured him.
"But I got her pregnant," said the old man.
"I see," said the priest. "This is serious. Are you a good Catholic?"
"Catholic? No, no. I'm agnostic," said the man
"So why are you telling me all this?" asked the flustered priest.
The agnostic said, "Well, I'm telling everyone. Wouldn't you?"

What is the difference between Northern and Southern racism?
A southern racist doesn't mind blacks living nearby, as long as they
don't get "uppity."
A northern racist doesn't mind blacks getting "uppity" as long as they
don't live close.


Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.


What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!


A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...


In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US more...

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