"African Missionary" joke

Did you hear about the missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

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"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

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