"African Missionary" joke

Did you hear about the missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?

It takes balls to be a transvestite.

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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