"Accept it" joke

Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before.

why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
Because any mexican who can already run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

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