"Accept it" joke

why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
Because any mexican who can already run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.